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A shit that comes out firing on full auto. Aka the machine gun trots.
Those steak chalupas gave me the seriousdook nukems.
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This is what happens when you take a dog for a walk on a long leash and have to find the dogs droppings afterwards.
I knew I should have gotten a shorter leash for Mr. Beefy. Now I gotta go on a 30 min. dook hunt.
Usually caused by taking laxatives, a dookati is when you let loose and a screaming turd comes out with tremendous speed.
Debra just wouldn't stop talking to me while I was on the toilet. I couldn't hold it any longer, so I let out a dookati. We don't speak anymore.
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When you struggle to make number two, a real knockdown, dragout fight that deserves a highlight reel if you are victorious in the end.
I ate forty ounces of steak last night and really had to dook it out. Catch all the action at seven tonight on ESPN!
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A turd that ends up in the shape of the Mickey D's golden arch. Often caused by not going to the bathroom on a regular basis.
Oh man, I was constipated for a week. When I finally was able to go, I made an arch dook.
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