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Construction Worker's Cleavage

A Construction Worker's Cleavaga can be spotted when a construction worker wears slightly oversized pants. After a while you can see the top of his ass crack.

Lift up your pans George, you've got a Construction Worker's Cleavage

by jormeidt July 23, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


5 against 1

Term for male masturbation, jerking off, jacking of, ...
Pretty obvious what the 5 and the 1 are.

Randalph: "Hey, what ya been doing, 5 against 1?"
Kurt: "Yeah, as always"

by jormeidt May 16, 2007

23๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Limburg

The name of two provinces in Belgium and Holland, situated next to each other and being in quite good terms with each other.

Both Limburgs are often seen as a retarded part of the country, or a province in which only poor farmers live.

The Belgian Limburg is often called "het verre Limburg", or "the far Limburg" (as if it's situated 457 million miles away from the rest of Belgium, now look who's retarded!).

It's the best part of the country because the people are friendly, hospitable, ...

Belgian Limburg is also called 'fietsparadijs' (or bicycle paradise) because of the miles and miles of tarmac cycling-tracks (many are former railroads and situated in the woods) and it attracts many tourists who come here to ride the bycicle.

- "Where do you live?"
- "Limburg!"

by jormeidt April 27, 2007

29๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


83!

Stupid answer to a stupid question. It can be used when a student in class is too slow to write something down and has to ask the others to repeat the last part all the time.

After a while you'll get annoyed and you just answer "83!".

It can also be used when someone asks a question of which he could have found the answer if he just thought a little.

dumb student: "What was that last part?"
all: "83!"

by jormeidt April 27, 2007

43๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lethal Weapon Cigarette

A totally crumpled, but still smokable cigarette, usually caused by sitting on it. This comes from a scene out of the Lethal Weapon film where Mel Gibson has fallen off a bridge and wants to smoke a cigarette to beat the unbearable pain.

"Oh dammit, you sat on my pack of cigarettes, now I have a Lethal Weapon cigarette"

by jormeidt October 5, 2006

16๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž