Randalph

The most patient, sweetest, and kindest man in the whole universe. Randalphs are superior to the commonly misconstrued Randolphs with an O. Randalphs are astonishingly handsome with amazing beards that make other randolphs jealous. Randalphs are often loved like no other by their girlfriends who are usually named Michelle. You should strive to be like Randalph. WWRD

Randalphs beard is way better than Randolphs.