one pump chump

a friend who has his first ever relationship in his life, and his first time fucking he only lasts thirty seconds in her vagina

josh: so i heard you lasted 30 seconds sean: meah... she was tight josh:yea okay you dont thrust once and call it quits you one pump chump you go back and pounce on it

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poop shooter

simply to get a girl right in the butthole.

yo man i tried to get into the poop shooter with my girl last night and she fucking slapped me.

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