the orange game

A game that is best played at parties preferably when a good number of people are moderately drunk. NOTE THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH A CONTACT SPORT PLAYED IN SCHOOLS IN AMERICA

It works best when not many people are aware of what the orange game is, probably you and maybe an orange game buddy.

The basic principle is first to locate a bag of oranges/satsumas/tangerines in the house. (most houses have them somewhere)

the next step is to hurl the oranges around an area preferably where there are lots of people, in the air, at peoples faces, in peoples groins, or at breakable objects. at this point it may be acceptable to shout "YEAH THE ORANGE GAME!!"

there is no scoring system as such but recognition should go to players who manage to hit a copulating couple in a particularly satisfying fashion.

The overall aim is to get as many people to join in as possible and the ultimate goal is to get someone to say in despair "I HATE THE ORANGE GAME!"

Josh: "Fancy a bit of the orange game?"
Angus: "Hell yes."

Sam: "I HATE THE ORANGE GAME!"

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