sock pirate

to use someone else's sock (roomate, girlfriend, gym buddy)to masturbate into. replacing the sock from where it was pirated.

I yelled Arrrg and then heisted one of my buddies socks to spooge into. I am a sock pirate.

149👍 34👎

throw rug

a chick that is a real dirty slut with out a good figure

Man that girl is flat and dirty. You could lay her down anywhere....she's a real throw rug.

7👍 7👎

shrimp

a person with a great body but an ugly face.

We call her a shrimp, you throw away the head and eat the rest.

44👍 45👎

butter the corn

To masturbate to ejaculation.

Man, I went down to the sperm bank to butter the corn.

18👍 4👎

oxymoron

someone so stupid they forget to breathe.

man, that dude couldn't find his ass with both hands...he's a fucking oxymoron.

2👍 18👎