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chocolate starfish trooper

Slang for someone who engages in anal sex. From chocolate starfish, refering to the anus, and Starship Troopers, the popular movie.

He's a bit of a chocolate starfish trooper

by joveblue May 23, 2006

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5 second rule

If food drops on the ground, you're still allowed to eat it if it's only been on the ground for 5 seconds or less.

Person 1: Oh shit I dropped my pizza slice
Person 2: 5 second rule!
Person 1: *eats pizza*

by joveblue July 10, 2004

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scissors paper rock

A game played by 2 people (although you can play it with more if you wanna confuse everyone). The players make a fist and move them up and down and say "scissors, paper, rock", and on rock they change their hand into either a horizontal peace sign for scissors, flat for paper or keep it as a fist for rock. Rock breaks scissors, scissors cuts paper and paper smothers rock. Often used as a decider.

Mum: One of you kids has to mow the lawn
John: Scissors paper rock, loser mows.
Rusty: Righto.

by joveblue July 10, 2004

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bust a cap in your ass

Something that dickheads say thinking they're saying "I'm gonna shoot you" but they're really saying "I'm going to ejaculate in your ass during anal sex" (usually homosexual)

I'm gonna bust a cap in your ass white boy!

by joveblue July 10, 2004

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