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Mortal Kombat

Mortal Kombat (verb) :- To chain a succession of sexual finishers that run in a specific order:

1) A Donkey Punch
2) Angry Pirate
3) Spiderman
4) Strawberry Milkshake
5) Pearl Necklace
6) Frosty Hitler
7) Superman Punch

In essence, one is "finishing" one's opponent.

"FINISH HER! MORTAL KOMBAT! Fatality..."

"Yeah, Steven I Mortal Kombated that bitch last night."

"That slut is so into Mortal Kombat."

by jpcymru July 14, 2009

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