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the funny bunch

Those fucking crazy relatives the rest of the family don't want anything to do with.

During the family reunion everyone stopped and stared at a convoy of vehicles rolling to a stop and in the stunned silence a collective gasp of terror was heard from all because the funny bunch had arrived.

by jpg3 July 31, 2011

1181πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


Teendumb

After turning of legal age and having to deal with adult situations like working and paying bills, ie: living in the real world, all the teenage drama and petty crisis seem dumb.

Teendumb fades away once you become an adult.

by jpg3 July 20, 2011

1185πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


TRUST

TRUST is what you expect from people close to you, give everyone you know a lighter , now cover yourself in gasoline...

Do you TRUST the people close to you ?

by jpg3 August 7, 2011

2127πŸ‘ 442πŸ‘Ž


daddysboy

Despite having a sister this boy gets all of dads praise, attention, affection, etc.. from childhood into adulthood any and all of dads focus is on the boy not the girl.

Life is good for daddysboy, over forty, still living with the parents. He was glad not to be like his little sister, struggling to pay bills, stressed and having a mortgage.

by jpg3 November 2, 2011

1090πŸ‘ 54πŸ‘Ž


O.M.A.

Oh My Allah, what a muslim says. A variation of O.M.G., Oh My God.

Akmed screamed " O.M.A." as he suddenly found himself amid thousands of christians.

by jpg3 January 6, 2012

1030πŸ‘ 124πŸ‘Ž


gotsnone

Perfect answer to anyone asking for something you ain't got.

It would be great to give more money to them debt collectors but most of us gotsnone.

by jpg3 December 21, 2011

888πŸ‘ 39πŸ‘Ž


baketater

A baked potato

A meal with a baketater, yummy.

by jpg3 November 14, 2011

983πŸ‘ 39πŸ‘Ž