do everythin', get nothin'

Individuals whom do things, ie; work, chores, charity, etc. yet receive nothing in return.

Some people expect to get what they want and do nothing to earn it while others do everythin', get nothin'.

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hineylicious

A tasty hiney.

Yep I'd bite dat ass, it be hineylicious.

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flourfatty

The act of rolling an overweight woman in flour so you can find the wet spot thereby locating a hole to have sex.

While watching a guy leave the bar with a very large woman a chick turned to her friend and exclaimed, " Oh wow, that dudes going to have to flourfatty, LOL "

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sperm-donor

Any guy looking to get something for self gratification by either shooting his load into a jar at a sperm bank and getting paid for being a jerk-off OR by sweet talking a female into letting his loser-ass fuck her and when she gets pregnant by him he punks-out and won't daddy-up.

Mr. Squirt, aka sperm-donor, went to the sperm-bank where he made a deposit and got a withdrawal because he needed money to impress the hotty he had a date with that night where he would make another deposit but no withdrawal.

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pooter shooter

The act of placing an empty plastic bottle by your ass then after farting into it replace the cap, find an unsuspecting victim, remove the cap and squeeze the bottle under their nose, reactions vary.

During the ride home from their shore visit one of four friends falls asleep in the backseat, the driver starts laughing and says, " Dudes, do a pooter shooter on sleeping beauty, LOL"

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selfpossessed

To be so into yourself that nothing or nobody else matters.

Some people become so selfpossessed theres no helping them.

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MTnestR

This is what some mama's turn into when their babies leave home.

After little johnny moved out his mama turned into a fucking MTnestR.

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