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cloudsense

An abstract technology idea that 'belongs in the cloud'

Dude1 (cloud geek): you should place that application in the cloud!
Dude2: You think?
Dude1 (cloud geek): Yes, it's perfect... it makes cloudsense!

by jpkaty August 27, 2009


sqweet

Texan for " Let's go eat "

Dude1: Sqweet!
Dude2: You buyin'?

by jpkaty October 7, 2009

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


cloud geek

An IT guy that thinks that every solution is "in the cloud"

Dude1: I can store my pictures in the cloud!
Dude1: I can store my bank records in the cloud!
Dude1: I can do my taxes in the cloud!
Dude1: I send my email in the cloud!
Dude1: I can sell my stuff in the cloud!
Dude2: You are such a cloud geek!

by jpkaty August 25, 2009

12πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Leave the DNA at home

In reference to someone with a wicked cold / cough / flu, telling them to stay at home with their own flem chunks

Dude1: (Cough, Hack), I don't feel so good!

Dude2: Dude, don't go to work, leave the DNA at home!

by jpkaty October 7, 2009

6πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Cloudtopia

The nirvana reached when all of your technology solutions and applications have been moved to the cloudmoshere.

We turned out the lights in the data center said the cloud geek... all of our applications are in the cloud! We have reached Cloudtopia!

by jpkaty September 24, 2009

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Vacation Warp

The time warp you realize you have entered when returning from vacation. Some things are vaguely familer, some things time has stood still, and yet others are in a dimension yet to be discovered.

Dude 1: What's happening since I have been gone?

Dude 2: Are you kidding me? What kind of vacation warp are you in?

Dude 1: (half-zombied) Did I miss something?

by jpkaty January 4, 2010


Keeblerish

Of the Elven variety. Someone that is keebler or elven in nature. Small in stature or small features or pointy ears or all of the above. Keebler-like

His Keeblerish features often had passerbys asking him what was cooking in the tree today.

by jpkaty October 5, 2009