boogerlips

1. (Noun) A facial feature wherein an individual's lips are unusually moist with a greenish tint, typically from consuming mucous deposits. This is a common condition among toddlers, who experiment with bodily excretions through taste sensations. The condition usually diminishes with age, but persists among individuals with poor social skills.

2. (Noun) An individual who consumes mucous deposits, often resulting in residue upon the lips.

(Concerned parent) Doctor, can you tell me why my child's lips are green?

(Primary care physician) It appears that your child may be suffering from boogerlips.

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sausage legs

n. A pair of legs which bear a sausage shape. They are noted for a lack of distinct hip, knee, and ankle joints and an overabundance of fatty tissue surrounding the leg bones. Individuals with sausage legs frequently claim to be big-boned, although this is usually not the case.
n. An individual whose overall physique resembles a sausage leg.

She looked all right from the waist up, but her sausage legs were a big turnoff.

Did you see that sausage leg?

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freakishly large

Real big.

That pinata is freakishly large.

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Fatty McFatsofat

(Noun) An individual whose physique becomes enlarged and grotesque as a result of consuming too much McDonald's food. This phenomenon, albeit formerly unnamed, gained national attention and was popularized by the documentury "Super Size Me."

Fatty McFatsofat at the Drive-Thru: "I'll have two Big Macs, no wait, make that eight Big Macs. And... throw in a batch of fries, you know, a whole basket full, however many large-sized fries that is... One McRib, three of this little cheeseburgers, a twenty-piece Chicken McNuggets... and..."

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bitchface monkey

A simian or otherwise ape-like figure with the face of a bitch.

What's up, you sorry bitchface monkey

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