Jeter Tweeter

(n) A person who tweets while dropping a "Jeter" (named after the number for the former shortstop, #2) on the toilet.

OMG, he just liked my tweet, and he's been in the bathroom for 15 minutes. He's clearly a Jeter Tweeter.

Sergeant Pepper

Nickname given to another person in a social setting to casually and delicately inform that person that he or she has food stuck between his or her teeth.

Me: "Liz, you are Sergeant Pepper."
Liz: "Really? I have food in my teeth?"
Me: "Yes. You have some pepper stuck between your top central incisors."

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Swipe and Pipe

To use an online dating service to match with partners for the sole purpose of engaging in sexual relations and nothing more.

"I totally don't want to be in a committed relationship with her; she is just a Swipe and Pipe."

"I just use my dating app to Swipe and Pipe."

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