captain grammar

A person who excessively corrects others on grammar, spelling and pronunciation to the point of extreme annoyance.

Juan: "erny ill be there in ten minutes"

Erny: "Don't you mean I'll be there in ten minutes.

Juan: ok captain grammar! i am texting and driving.. dick!

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brainsicle

A condition in which two large testicles replace the right and left hemispheres of the human brain.

Dude A: Bro, johnny just jumped from the roof into the swimming pool with his bike, what a tard.

Dude B: No dude, that kid's got brainsicles.

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