spinny drunk

When someone gets twisted from having too many cold ones and get super "spinny."

This state of drunkenness occurs most frequently with sorority girls and beer sluts.

Kaitlyn: I wanna get faded.

Harper: like, totally.

Kaitlyn: glug, glug, glug, glug, glug. (Does five jaeger bombs in a row). Wow. I'm spinny drunk.

Harper: lets go to Cody's house.

Kaitlyn: (falls to the floor).

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garbage gut

A person who continually stuffs themselves within a inch of their life on garbage junk food. They usually end up getting a funky "butt in front" gut.

Pokey scarfed a bottle of pickled pig hooves, wolfed down six salisbury t.v. dinners, then washed it down with boxed wine.

He's a real garbage gut.

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