Siri-ous

Using the iPhone 4S 'digital assistant' Siri properly, as opposed to telling it to do obscene things to itself or asking it existential questions, just because.

Get Siri-ous will you? Telling Siri to 'go fuck yourself' is funny for only a hundred times or so. I use Siri to actually get things done!

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Carl Crawful

When you overpay for something because it seems like it seems like it is going to be awesome but then it just turns out to be a worthless overvalued clunker. Kind of like Carl Crawford, the Red Sox high priced free agent outfielder.

I bought this watch on the Internet for $500 because it looked like a Rolex but in the end it's just Carl Crawful.

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