cockbiter

Someone who can ruin a good time.
A person who will turn something pleasureable into something
painful.
A person when attempting to give a blow job bites down on the dick.
Someone who will intentionally bite down hard on the dick to get out of giving a blow job.
To totally destroy a good moment.

"Dude this could have been the greatest night of our lives! You just had to be a total cockbiter and ruin it for everyone!"

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butt bandit

A closet homosexual male who had sex with females but will attempt to slip into her rectum pretending not to know he has done it.
An openly homosexual male who is always in search of an available butthole.
A pervert who loves the feel, taste and smell of a butthole.
A predator who rapes anally.
Ass fucker.

"Watch your asses boys, the butt bandit is back in town.

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Bree Olson

A porn actress born Rachel Oberlin on 7 October 1986 from Fort Wayne, Indiana.
Until recently she lived a very slutty personal life, tweeting a hotel address and inviting strangers to stand in line to have sex with her.

At last years Berlin Sex Fest she was inserting objects into her vagina while laying on a turn table then throwing the objects into the audience.
She has since left Fort Wayne and moved to LA with her boyfriend and has claimed to no longer make porn films.

I am broken hearted over Bree Olson, I so wanted to have sex with her. I will miss that slut.

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Happy butt

When things are going well for you.
An extra little bounce in your step.
A really good mood.

Sally: "You're in a good mood today!"
Dave: "I woke up with a good dose of happy butt!"

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jailbait

Any hot girl on Disney or Nickelodean.

I've got a great weekend planned of watching hot jailbait
on Disney.

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Ass Fairy

A mythical creature who flat narrow butted girls wish to for more attractive butts.
The ass fairy visits them while they sleep and with a wave of the magic wand endows them with magical man getting ass.
See Tit Fairy.

Kim Kardashian has been visited by the Ass Fairy way too many times!

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ram it

An expression used to define the level of force needed to complete a violent action.
Often accompanied by the phrase in your ass.
Often seen as a bumper sticker on Dodge trucks.

Ram it in your ass.

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