Joanna'd

From the Home & Garden TV show Fixer Upper starring Chip & Joanna Gaines.

Chip remodels homes and Joanna furnishes & decorates them. Joanna has a tendency
to want to fill every square inch of the house with furniture, antiques, nic nacs, found

objects & junk. To Joanna'd something is to overdo, overstuff, overfill, overfurnish or
overstage a space. She famously had a crew member drive large screws into a freshly
painted wall so she could hang a rusty bicycle. When the homeowner saw it she looked

like she was going to have a stroke.

The house was so Joanna'd up the homeowner took one look and vomited.

gay boy

A pre-adult homosexual male.
A high school age male cock sucker.
A teen-aged male cum dumpster.
A skinny jeans mascara wearing emo freak.
An under aged queer.
Justin Bieber.

There's a gay boy sucking cock under the bleachers.

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Frog Farts

An expletive used to express dismay when you are in mixed or polite company.
A substitute for "oh shit!" or "fuck me!"

Frog farts! I just broke a nail!

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when monkeys attack

Shows like Jerry Springer, Maury Povich, Montel Williams & Steve Wilko feature the dregs of the black community doing what comes naturally to primates.
Guests on these shows have sex with any warm body that falls on them, have interracial babies, cheat on their spouses and air their dirty laundry on TV.
When one of these sub humans gets offended they get their inner monkey on and attack!
They physically attack their spouse,their baby daddy, the girl/boy friend of their spouse or even the host.

I watched Steve Wilko today, they had a when monkeys attack episode.

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up your bum

A limey insult.
Same as the American up your ass, up yours, in your butt.
To tell someone to fuck off, get lost, go to hell.
Often accompanied by an upraised index and fore finger twisted together gesturing a upward thrusting motion.

"Up your bum, you stinky fingered bastard!"

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lot lizard

A truck stop prostitute.
Sometimes a drug addict, but not always.
A woman who prefers the safety of a truck stop to ply her trade rather than public streets.
What white trailer trash girls aspire to be when they grow up.

My momma says when I turn 15 I can be a lot lizard just like her. Then maybe if I'm lucky I can go ride with a trucker and be a whore at all the big truck stops!

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trailer trash slut

A human female of breeding age with no morals who happens to live in a low end trailer park.
A woman of questionable heritage who will have sex with anyone, including relatives, in or out of the trailer park.
A tramp who will hop from trailer to trailer and shack up whoever had the best beer, the most drugs or can afford groceries.
A trailer park domeciled female who will trade sex for anything
from a Wal Mart gift card to a new pair of shoes or some booze, snort or even food stamps.

"Wanda is quite the trailer trash slut. Last night she had sex with 3 guys and today she's going to a motel with her uncle."

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