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dyke alert

A warning given by males to warn other males that competition for vunerable females has just entered the area.
A signal that there are manly lesbians about.

Dude! Sound the alarm we are under a dyke alert!

by jsd9632 March 27, 2012

7πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


get a dog

An impolite phrase thrown at someone who stumbles and trips
all over people at a bar or social gathering.
An implication that someone is blind because of their inability
to walk in a straight forward manner.
Something you tell to a person that has trouble keeping or
getting friends.
Advice given to an ugly girl who wants to catch a man.

Dude at bar: "If Tyrone doesn't quit tripping over me I'm going to kick his ass."
Waitress: "Tyrone drinks till he's blind, he needs to get a dog."

by jsd9632 January 7, 2012

8πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Harley Dick

A very short penis belonging to a insecure male who is
overcompensating by riding a Harley.

Badass Bob had to eat out the biker trash girl because his Harley Dick wasn't getting the job done.

by jsd9632 January 10, 2012

9πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


right the fuck off

To go from zero to ballistic in nothing flat.
To be totally calm to completely honked in the blink of an eye.
To become unhinged at the speed of sound.
To become annoyed instantaneously.

"I was sitting at my desk minding my own business when Marsha came in and pissed me right the fuck off!"

by jsd9632 January 20, 2012

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


total douchebag

A jerkoff who has no redeeming value left at all.
An asshole who has surpassed all the limits of assholery.
A douchebag who has sunk to lowest level of douchebaggery.
A lowlife who richly deserves a severe ass beating for soiling the planet with his existance.

That total douchebag has screwed me over good this time!

by jsd9632 February 19, 2012

26πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


bangmobile

An automobile that is equipped for easy sex.
Usually a large sedan with a comfortable back seat and tinted windows or a van with a fold out bed.
A babe magnet set of wheels.

"Hey there Hot Stuff! Why don't you step into the Bangmobile
and we can get busy!"

by jsd9632 January 7, 2012

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


fat ass

Kim Kardashian.
Eric Cartman.
Any person with a large unattractive rear end.
A painfully honest description of an oversized butt.
Not quite wide load, but getting close.

Kim Kardashian's fat ass has gotten so huge!

by jsd9632 January 13, 2012

29πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž