kicked in the dick hole

To be finely screwed over.
To have been taken for a ride with sheer finesse.
Getting had so well that you never knew it until much later.
To complete a task without any problems.
To hit a target with pin point accuracy.

"I just checked the bank balance, we've been kicked in the dick hole!"

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hot and juicy

A sexy woman with a very hot, wet snatch.
A woman who drips sex.
A stunning beauty whose every action causes instant hardons.

Bob: " Look here comes Sandra! She is so hot!"
Dave: "Hot and juicy is more like it! She gives me an instant
hardon every time I see her."

pud pounder

A masterbater.
Someone with no control over their desire to jack off.
A guy with a high desire to ejaculate.
A male who would rather jack off then go meet women for possible sex.

Boss: "Where's Jeffery?"
Worker: " You mean jism jacking Jeff? He stayed home to jack off today, the fucking pud pounder."

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nigger mobile

A car owned by a trashy nigger.
Generally an older car worth less than a thousand dollars with ten thousand dollar rims and tires and a five thousand dollar stereo.
The body is usually wrecked from nigger bitches driving it while splibbing on their cell phones.
Sometimes referred to as a pimp mobile, clown car, ho transport, ghetto cruiser, crack cruiser, shit box, ghetto phone booth, afro sheen machine or a jerry curl junker.

Any full sized 4 door car can become a nigger mobile.

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riding the chocolate pony

A white person having sex with a black male.
A white porn actress going bi-racial reverse cowgirl style.
Living on an laxative diet.

My favorite porn actress just went super slut and is anally riding the chocolate pony.

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onion burger

On a large industrial restaraunt grill several peeled and sliced raw onions are thrown with a large helping of lard.

Then a frozen hamburger patty is placed on top of the onions. As the onions burn they give off a nauseating stench that is blown into the outside air by large fans.
The smell is used to attract Okie neanderthals and to sicken passerbys. The buns are then used as sponges to soak up the onion juice as they brown. The onion burger is then assembled, wrapped in paper and placed in a bag.
After leaving the stand you sit in your car and digest this culinary affront. Always save the napkins and bag you will need these shortly.
Here are some other names for this Okie delicacy:
Diarrhea waiting to happen.
Dysentary on a plate.
Bulemic's delight.
The dam buster.
To add to the dining experience most of these onion burger stands do not have bathrooms.

Bob: "Are you hungry?"
Sally: "Well not too much, but I haven't puked yet today so we can get an onion burger."
Bob: "That's a great idea! I have been a little constipated lately."

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even if

A phrase used by parents, bosses, supervisor or any person in a position of authority to all the stupid "what if" questions that are raised in a given situation.

Mom: "Put your toys away we are going to Grandma's."
Kid: "What I don't want to go?"
Mom: "We are going to Grandma's even if I have to drag you there."

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