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Someone too stupid to tell what's real and what's not.
Someone who believes everything is factual that they see on reality TV shows.
Someone who believes what they see on History Channel is fake and E! is real.
A person of low intelligence who lives in a fantasy world.
My reality retard sister can't get enough of the reality shows.
When someone's mother is totally hot!
A woman who has given birth to 1 or more children but still has
a perfect body.
A beautiful woman with a delicious body who is also a mother.
A mother who dresses in such a fashion as to cause instant boners with her built for sex figure.
Dude 1: "Have you seen Tammy she's quite doable."
Dude 2: "Have you seen Tammy's mom? She's beyond doable
she's momalicious!
A person raised by bible thumping religious fanatics who is incapable of creating a complete sentence without using the words "jesus", "god", "sinner", "salvation," or "amen."
An unbalanced individual who speaks of jesus in such an intimate manner that it becomes uncomfortable to the point you want to vomit then they show you thier jesus tattoo.
A coworker who feels he is ordained by god to leave religious material in the bathrooms, lunchroom, the bulletin boards and your desk.
The cute girl at work that you at one time you briefly considered joining her church in hopes of banging her but decided it would be too wierd to hear her screaming for jesus while you do her. Whose desk looks like an altar and ends every sentence with the phrase "jesus loves you!"
The creepy neighbor who waits for you too come home every day so they can tell you they spent the day praying for your salvation and that your girlfriend is a wanton slut who sleeps in satan's bed.
Office worker 1: "Who put all the religious crap all over the bathroom?"
Office worker 2: "That's Justin's doing, the creepy guy from the mail room with the jesus tattoo."
Office worker 1: "I should kick his ass!"
Office worker 2: "It would not do any good, he would just ask god to forgive you, he's a jesus retard."
A jerkoff who has no redeeming value left at all.
An asshole who has surpassed all the limits of assholery.
A douchebag who has sunk to lowest level of douchebaggery.
A lowlife who richly deserves a severe ass beating for soiling the planet with his existance.
That total douchebag has screwed me over good this time!
An automobile that is equipped for easy sex.
Usually a large sedan with a comfortable back seat and tinted windows or a van with a fold out bed.
A babe magnet set of wheels.
"Hey there Hot Stuff! Why don't you step into the Bangmobile
and we can get busy!"
A very short penis belonging to a insecure male who is
overcompensating by riding a Harley.
Badass Bob had to eat out the biker trash girl because his Harley Dick wasn't getting the job done.
A gay wigger.
A white male who wears a baseball cap backwards and dresses
like a ghetto clown.
The bill of the cap goes to the back so it does not get in the
way while giving blow jobs.
A gay boy.
Earrings and baggy pants are optional.
Sally: "I swear there are no men in this town anymore."
Betty: "You are so right, I won't go on a date with a blow boy ever again."