Houdini Haiku

The act of writing a haiku about performing the 'houdini' on your sexual partner. See Houdini for how-to steps or for what the Houdini actually is.

Houdini Haiku -

There was a wise man,
With this hilarious plan,
Spit, trick, and stick it.

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business suit

also defined as a rubber, or jimi-hat, raincoat, and many other aliases, the business suit is the contraceptive device put on by one party who is ready to give business to the other party. More than likely, a latex condom.

I was so ready to give her the business, but I had to put on my business suit first.

What business does she have in that skirt? I better go get a business suit, she's about to get some business...

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