Steamed Clam

When a woman farts and it maneuvers itself towards the front and into her vagina so she ends up having to queef it out.

My wife ripped one and gave herself a Steamed Clam.

Kitchen Dick

A phenomenon that occurs to individuals (particularly male individuals) who have a weird obsession for watching The Food Network.

"Randy Marsh got some serious Kitchen Dick in that one episode called "Creme Fraiche"

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