rimjurrito

the crafty art of receiving a rimjob while eating a chipotle burrito

I burnt my girls mouth last night after I shat in her mouth while enjoying my rimjurrito with extra spicy salsa.

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Orange Suprise

The act of rubbing sum smooth (never chunky) peanut butter on ones penis, then having an oragutan slowly lick it off providing great sexual pleasure free of charge.

If my girlfriend is not satisfying me, i will occasionally have a visit to the zoo for an orange suprise.

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Orange Crush

When an orange surprise goes horribly, horribly, wrong, and an orangutan bites ones penis.

"Did u here that john died last week?" "How come" "he bled out after he received an orange crush" "poor bastard".

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Orange poopsicle

freeze a condom, dip it in peanut butter and allow your cats to sensually fellatiate it to the point of climax

Bro, my cats breath smelled like rubber and peanuts after it gave me a riteous orange poopsicle

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