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The act of dipping your pen in the company ink. Lowe's is a cheap lemonade stand for married people to have sex with other married or unmarried individuals. Therefore you are involved with a 25 cent hooker.
Alfred was recently wed as he acquired his position at Lowe's. Once a team member he engaged in the act of the Lowe's Lemonade Stand, impregnating two girls. He realized it was a cheap free for all.
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The act of corn holing a sheep during February 29th Leap year more times than not a carrot is involved
It was the end of February and the young sheep was fooled by The Gary Brilhante.
While hanging out with your family, you and at least one family member fire fart cannons to each other.
While Amy and her parents were watching Dog the bounty hunter, her father busted ass, Amy politely returned fire. Resulting in a Family fart war.
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Every seven weeks, an adolescent child will take their dinner to their room. Shortly after arriving, they decide to masturbate into the nutritious meal, thus creating a juvenile pie. The act is only complete after baking the "pie" at 400 degrees for 15 minutes. Said "pie" is usually thrown at gay clowns after baking.
Kenny hated gay clowns so he took his favorite meal upstairs and made a Juvenile pot pie.
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When vagina shopping all should request the vagfax. Remember before buying a used vagina to get the vagfax. It will show you all of the owners of the vag and any "accidents" (also known as miscarriages) that have taken place in this vagina.
Meg Griffin seemed to have a very nice vagina until Jimmy pulled the vagfax. Come to find out she liked the black meat :-/
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This is a crafty sexual act, usually involving several midgets, in which all members give the subject a golden shower. Shortly after the last midget has finished, they then allow an ogre to defecate on the subjects chest. The warmth of the feces helps warm the subject who is used to colder climates in the northern regions of Michigan.
Jenny was about to die from frost bite so the midgets of the village pulled The Amy Posey on her.
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When you are making love to your partner and her pussy lips vibrate against each other making a farting noise. Commonly known as purring. Not to be confused with queefing.
I was pounding away on Sally when she started making The Cats Meow unintentionally. Yeah I made that shit Purr.
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