Rachel b

A sloppy mess of a person. She’s usually thrusting around the town talking like a gargoyle. She’s always wearing socks, good luck seeing her with more than that on. She’s slimy.

Ugh that Rachel b makes me shudder every time she growls

yoda

yoda is a small green man! he slithers around under your bed at night. he might whisper "climax i did" into your ear, but this rarely happens. if he visits you, youre sooooo lucky.

friend: howd you sleep last night?
me: perfect! i could hear yoda slithering under my bed. it was beautifyl.