Pretty cool dude, could be a huge jerk could be your best friend you pick your battle but is one of the driest but also talkative people. Go from dry to telling story on story on story with no break, they go on and on but thats okay most the time the stories are interesting
F: Yo have you talked to morgan?
T: why?
F: Dunno theyve been dry to me all day
T: thats weird theyve been nice to me? Whatd you do to piss them off?
F: I dunno?
stupid splat baby that ACTUALLY enjoys apple sauce, genuinely what the hell is wrong with sam
Kenny: Sam you need to stop eating apple sauce
Sam: no mind your own business
imagine an emo met someone with every possible mental illness, fused and then created an abomination that stays on twitter just to cancel 15 year olds and put trigger warnings on literally everything they say
Michael: dude have you heard about max?
Becky: haven't why?
Michael: the dudes lost his mind, he just had a break down because he couldn't dox a kid for blocking him
Becky: HA, no seriously he needs to get a grip