Man-Handle

Variation of Man-Bun; description for an unfortunate male hairstyle which requires long hair to be tied in a knot on top of head, mostly worn by Millenials, Artists, and Assholes.

I met a guy at the grocery store, we clicked, and he came back to my studio apartment. The throat-fucking was super easy thanks to his Man-Handle!

Flaccidware

Software that does not work

Speaker A: This software does not fucking work how it should!
Speaker B: Must be flaccidware

Karch

To perform cunnilingus on a female, with the knowledge that the favor will not be returned in any form.

"Dude that chick is so hot, I would karch her for sure!"

Ketchup Guy

One who puts ketchup on everything.

"Hey Blake, why are you putting ketchup on that? Jesus you're the ketchup guy."