The Michaels

Definition 1: Similar to blue balls, the Micheals also include a gooey feeling on the small of your back.

Definition 2: AIDS in the brain.

GUY 1: Hey did you watch the game last night?
GUY 2: No... a homeless man broke into my house and tied me down...
Guy 1: Oh shit!! Do you want to borrow my revolver?
Guy 2: Oh lol you just totally gave me The Michaels.

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