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Klonstipated

Being unable to perform everyday, simple tasks as the result of being intoxicated from taking to many Klonopin.

Josh: Hey... can you help me tie my shoe?

Jimmie: What the fuck? Are you Klonstipated?

by juicyjay4200 July 21, 2010

64πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Xantastic

The state of euphoria that one feels after eating Xanax.

Wow, that last bar left me XANTASTIC!

by juicyjay4200 July 10, 2010

12πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Urban Pictionary

1: Drawing a picture without talking for a friend to guess, the picture leads to hints about the Urban Dictionary word of the day.

2: Drawing a picture without talking for a friend to guess, the picture leads to hints about things found in urban settings, such as prostitution, drug dealing, and murder.

Since we're going through Flint, wanna play Urban Pictionary?

by juicyjay4200 July 19, 2010

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


suckle the wee-wee

Receiving oral sex.

Q: How'd last night go?

A: Oh, you know, dinner, movie, a little suckle the wee-wee.

by juicyjay4200 July 19, 2010

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Dort Hwy Hooker Witch

The prostitute that dwells along Dort Hwy. This is a legend make-believe prostitute used to represent all of the shady, shifty, succubus-like prostitutes that ravage Dort Hwy. These hookers will do strange things to get your attention, and can usually to easily persuaded into the "4 dollar trick". (Telling them you have 4 dollars and you know they will do it cuz they want your damn 4 dollars!)

Jimmie: I'm goin' to the Vu tonight!

Josh: Watch the fuck out for the Dort Hwy Hooker Witch.

by juicyjay4200 August 7, 2010

10πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Cyanology

The study of Smurfs.

(Cyan- = prefix meaning "blue"

(-ology = study of

Why you would ever waste your on Cyanology, is beyond me.

by juicyjay4200 July 19, 2010


Methadont

When someone who takes Methadone as a part of a Opiate Treatment Program, and still will try to get high on other opiates, with hope of getting high, with no results.

Jimmie: Is the methadone working for you?

Josh: Shit, it just Methadont cut it for me.

by juicyjay4200 July 21, 2010

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž