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A phrase you say to a person who is acting like a hoosier (the St. Louis kind, not the Indiana kind).
Let's say a person is using poor grammar, being a racist, or has on bad clothes. You would say to them, "Watch out.. your hoosier is showing."
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A burdensome choice for a running mate who -- because of her divisiveness, whiny voice, and IQ of 60 -- becomes a huge obstacle to your being elected president
Dammit! This is my last chance at the Presidency and that Sarahlbatross is ruining everything!
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The ball of dried lotion that shoots out of the bottle when you attempt to dispense the lotion.
I went to pump some Vaseline Intensive Care, and a giant lotion booger squirted out.
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(n.) a twist on a regular spelling bee, where students try to stump teachers on current slang. (From the movie, "Chalk.")
Ms. Carroll won the Spelling Hornet on the word "G dep'd."
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The dried bit of mustard that squirts out of the bottle first. (See also: "lotion booger.")
Dammit! I got a mustard plug on my hot dog!
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When you're speeding and someone stays behind you at the same pace, in the hopes that -- should a cop be nearby -- you'll get pulled over instead of them.
When I drove home from California, this guy was riding my radar the entire time.
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