moose knuckle

Canadian camel toe. aka Canuck toe.

Man, when I went to Ontario last summer, there were moose knuckles for miles! Did you see the moose knuckes on those chicks?

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pee belly

aka piss belly - Having the urgent need to pee and it feels like your whole belly is full of urine.

I have a big swollen pee belly and have to go. I woke up last night with a piss belly, and peed for five minutes. Pull over now, I have a pee belly and can't make it to the rest area.

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Turd base

When she lets you put it in her pooper for the first time.

I finally made it to turd base last night.

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steamer

When you shit outdoors and it's freezing outside. Sometimes also used to refer to peeing when it's below zero.

My dog left a steamer on the sidewalk.
I let loose a steamer outside my deer hunting blind.
I just took a steamer in the snowbank.

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