Mariner High School

A high school in Cape Coral Florida where the freshmen get worse by the school year. Wanna find carts, disposables, weed, drugs, and STDs? Hit up MHS’s class of 2025. Mariner High is full of greasy & stank future gas station employees that can barely get a 2.0 GPA. The counselors don’t give a shit about your problems and they stick you in classes you wouldn’t want if your life depended on it. Apparently they’re also so fucking broke that they had to cut our language classes in order to fund the shitty football team who do nothing but assault girls (and guys with their closeted, insecure selves). Our pep rallies and Triton Vibe (news) were the only thing going for us but the pep rallies were taken away and the news was replaced by videos of incompetent emo kids who can’t seem to read a sentence out loud. The school hasn’t been good since c/o 2023 rolled in.

Guy 1: hey do you know where to find lying ass bitches and shitty friends?

Guy 2: Yeah, just go down to Mariner High School! They have drugs and illiterate fuckboys, too!

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