FairyTale Ending

When both partners climax at the same time.

The sex was so good, we came at the same time; it was a FairyTale Ending.

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Textrette's

Sending a completely random text.

I think Lisa is suffering from Textrette's. She just sent me a text saying, "MEN'S ASSES!!!"

chitty chitty he bang bang

to give it (sex) up to a guy.

he better stop playin or i ain't never gonna chitty chitty he bang bang

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macaroni and

denotes cheesiness when describing someone or something that's name completes the phrase.

macaroni and bryan adams.

i hate pizza

an analogy of the sarcastic variety used to compare things that you obviously like because there's nobody who dislikes pizza.

i hate sex like i hate pizza.

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