sandbag

another name for a surfer who spends all his time surfing and doesn't talk, think, or do anything else.

Surfer #1 "Hey, wanna go get something to eat?"
Surfer #2 "Must... surf..."
Surfer #1"Don't be such a sandbag. Why don't you get a girlfriend or something?"
Surfer #2 "Nah bro, cuz then she'd wanna spend time together with me. And I would wanna go surfing."
Surfer #1 "Sandbag"

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surfcentered

Someone who only enjoys life if they are surfing, talking about surfing, or dreaming about surfing. Otherwise, they can be a bit bitchy and not respond to anything you say or do

Guy #1 "Hey dude let's go catch a movie."
Guy #2 "No dude let's go catch some waves."
Guy #1 "You're so surfcentered. Is that all you do?"
Guy #2 "No.... maybe.... fine yea that's all I do."