superconductor

A superconductor is one blessed with the skill, to conduct muktiple ensembles, simultaeneously. The record for the most ensembles conducted, simultaeneously, is 5, by mr J----s. The record of most ensembles conducted by any organism, is 11, by o---a the octopus. However this claim has been disputed, as 4 of these ensembles consisted of several marine creatures, whilst 4 of the human ensemble, got hopelessly lost by his rather erratic conducting

Tom: Mr Jarvis ain't a conductor!
Will: Huh?
Tom: he's a SUPERCONDUCTOR!