Crab Dancing

dancing to appear as a crab by shuffling side to side with your hands in the air opening and closing like tongs. if you do so well enough you might fool others around you into thinking you’re actually a crab. takes a lot of practice tho

person 1: “bruv do u see that guy crab dancing”
person 2: “what guy all I see is a crab”

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grotesquing

the act of comically making yourself look disgusting or ugly whether it’s on purpose or not
short versions of grotesquing include: groting, grotin’

“did you see that shirtless guy with the extremely dirty feet and lime green paint and all over his body?” “yeah that guy was grotesquing himself”

May 30th

the day where you dance like a crab. a day fully dedicated to crab dancing

“bruv it’s may 30th! you know what that means?”
“BRUV ITS FINALLY DANCE LIKE A CRAB DAY!!!”

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