BYOP

Short for "Bring Your Own Problem", which is a play on words shared by IT support personnel and system administrators who have to deal with company BYOD (Bring Your Own Device) policies that wreak havoc existing systems thanks to incompatibilities, information leakage, and malware attack.

IT Guy 1: "Due to budget cuts, it looks like we'll be allowing a BYOP policy as of next week."
IT Guy 2: "Excuse me whilst I go kill myself."