Codvert

A Call of Duty addict who links everything to Call of Duty, just as a pervert links everything to sex. If someting even barely relates to Call of Duty, the codvert will immidiately pick it out of the conversation and relate it to the game.

Nancy: So I was sitting at home on valentines day waiting for my husbands valentine care package to co-

codvert: CARE PACKAGE!!!! DUDE!!! She totally just said care package, you doing anything later tonight?

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Jewfemidgenignug

Possibly one of the most undesirable human being one can imagine. A person who is a Jew, Female, Midget, Nigger, and finally, a midget.

Robbie: Sweet jesus!
Stew: GOOD GOD ITS A JEWFEMIDGENIGNUG!!!

Robbie: QUICK! Take a picture!

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Gypsajew

The world's most undesirable combination of ethnicity. This "creature" is known for its gypsy magic, jewish cheapness, and uncanny skills in the art of pickpocketing. The combination of a Gypsy and a Jew that even the ugliest rat wouldnt dare gaze upon.

Example 1:
Girl: That damned gypsajew just ate my poodle.

Example 2:
Woman: I was going to donate money to the poor then I looked in the mirror and realized that I was a gypsajew and put the money back into my bank.

Example 3:
Man(after being pickpocketed): What?!? Where's my wallet? Argh. "Cops stop that Gypsajew!"

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Window Cleft

noun. A small pyramidal-shaped section of unwashed windshield glass, which is a result of the windshield wipers not being able to reach it. It is usually located at the bottom center of the glass.

Daughter: Mom, why is that little shark fin on the window?

Mother: Oh honey, that's called a window cleft. It's there because the windshield wipers don't wipe that part.

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Nugget Nigger

An African American midget with no arm or legs. Heavily reliant on outside help for even the most simple of tasks.

Hey man, that nugget nigger needs some help pushing a button. I don't know whether to help or just watch it wiggle until it passes out.

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Honey Fucker

One who engages in sexual intercourse with a person who has an colored spray tan. They are known to be insecure and/or desperate beyond all belief. The women with the tan, however are just as insecure and desperate as the male. Side effects include orange dick, honey glaze or honey hands.

Dude...your such a honey fucker. That chick looked like a fucking carrot. You need to raise your standards bra

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Honey Glaze

The act of having sex with a woman or man who has a bad spray tan where the spray tan, in all the activity, rubs off on your partner and "glazing" him/her.

Man: Excuse me sir but I couldn't help but notice your uneven spray tan..

Guy: Oh me? Why thank you, but its not a spray tan, it's just a honey glaze!

Man: Oh goodness, I remember my first honey glaze, sorry, have a nice day!

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