Earmuffs

Earmuffs are what adults tell children to put on when they are talking about anything R-rated, or inappropriate for those children to be hearing. Good for when children have finally learned how to spell, and they are in all adult company.

Dad: You werent saying that last night when I was...

Mom: THE CHILDREN!!!!

Dad: Earmuffs!

**children cover ears**

Dad: You didnt say that last night when I was..tapping that ass.

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R H B

Red Headed Bitch
a person who has red hair and is a bitch
lindsy lohan is a great example of this
but she has already got the name Fire Crotch

<lindsy lohan walks by>
"jessica can you believe how much of a R H B she is?"

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doogie doogie

Another way of saying:
-do this
-get that
-over there
-right now
-move
-pick it up
-hurry up
-go get me a beer

normally used by elders towards their children and or grandchildren is commonly used by adults who want children to go do something and they just had a casual laps in verbage.

<grandpa holds out empty beer bottle and shakes it> "doogie doogie"

<younger person removes themself from room to go get beer and return it to their elder>

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