Boobmatized

Hypnotized by boobs.

Coined by "Shorties Watching Shorties", Season 1, Episode 1.

I love boobs, I don't know what it is but I can't take my eyes off them, you know, it's like I'm hypnotized by boobs; I'm boobmatized!

Arizowned

(1) verb. Retaliation from the State of Arizona or residents of Arizona for other cities' threats to boycott the state after passage of its controversial immigration law.

(2) verb. To be detained by Arizona police for suspicion of being in the state illegally.

Also: Arizpwned.

(1) Los Angeles was arizowned after the state threatened to cut off power in response to the city's official boycott.

(2) A: Why didn't Juan show up to work today?
B: He got arizowned.

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Mawg

(1) Noun. Acronym for "Middle Aged White Guy" used to describe a suspicious older man. Used by Jon Stewart on May 3, 2010 in satirical reference to media reports regarding the suspect police are searching for connected to the Times Square car bomb found and disarmed on May 1, 2010.

(2) Verb. Suspicious or sketchy mawg behavior.

"The Daily Show reported to be on the lookout for an Islamic mentally-ill South Park-Hating Mawg who may be connected to the car bomb in Times Square last weekend."

"That guy at the end of the bar has been totally mawging me."

"I saw some dude mawging around Times Square last weekend."

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spending reductions in the tax code

A tax hike.

See also: Jon Stewart's segment, "Slashdance" on The Daily Show aired 4/14/2011.

"My plan will require us to come together and make up the additional savings with more spending cuts and more spending reductions in the tax code." -President Obama is his deficit speech on 4/13/2011.

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Nazi Tourettes

A condition in which one makes compulsive and often illegitimate comparisons between political figures or practices of Nazi Germany and current politics.

Coined by Lewis Black on his segment, "Back in Black" in reference to Glenn Beck who frequently compares Obama Administration policies and democratic politicians to policies and figures in Nazi Germany.

See also: Nazi Theory of the Internet

"I can't talk politics with Nancy because she has Nazi Tourettes; no matter what we talk about she always refers to Hitler or Eichmann."

"My post on YouTube was completely overrun by trolls with Nazi Tourettes."

"Those tea partiers and their Nazi Tourettes; look at all those signs with Obama sporting a Hitler stache."

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term of endearment

(1) A word or phrase used to address and/or describe a person or animal for which the speaker feels love or affection. A pet name. Often annoying to every one else except the speaker and the person/animal being referred to.

Don't hate, it's our term of endearment.

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faux loko

"Fake Four Loko." After lawmakers banned the sale of energy drinks combined with alcohol, the makers of Four Loko removed caffeine, guarana, taurine, and b-vitamins from the beverage. The drink remains alcoholic.

Faux Loko: Same terrible taste without all the fun!