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The very epitome of bubblegum pop shit. Chad Kroeger sounds like heâs sucking a giant squidâs cock. Honestly, Iâd rather hear 100 hours of fart noises mixed with Nyan Cat than listen to 1 second of Nickleback. The guitar is autotuned as fuck, and you can barely hear the drums or the bass. The only good thing that Nickleback have done is that theyâve made a great cover of Sad But True by Metallica.
Virgin: I like Nickleback
The entire country: Fuck Nickleback. Even the White Stripes are better than this fucking crap.
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oMG mAriLYn ManSOn iS sO evIl Man, shut the fuck up. His music is fucking dope.
Virgin: Marilyn Manson is crap.
Chad: Shut the fuck up. Youâre just creeped out by his music videos.
Fucking dinlos.
Republican (Virgin): Iâm a dick.
Literally everyone else: FUCK YOU YOU DIVHEAD
Finally, a pop band that uses instruments.
Virgin: I like One Direction
Chad: Tbh, theyâre not too bad.
Virgin: I donât like John Mayer.
Chad: And there we go. Have a sad little life.