C-Clamp

For gay males: A man places his penis against another man's penis and has either party or a third party hold their hand in the form of a 'C' and jerk off both male organs simultaneously.

I walked in on my gay brother c-clamping his buddy and I left the room before I could find out who busted first.

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Scabble Berries

Blood Clots from ones menstrual cycle that mysteriously make their way to the pubic hair region and then dry and cling there.

I was about to go down on this woman last night but she had mad scabble berries so I fingered her instead. I wasn't ready to get my red wings.