uptuck

where an adolescent male gets a raging boner at the wrong time and has to tuck the enlarged member in his belt and pull his shirt over it to hide it.

today in math class i got a huge boner looking at Mrs. Smith, i had to pull the uptuck.

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moist jessie

Is when you bend your leg up to your butt and insert you big toe in your ass hitting your g-spot

I'm gonna go home, get a shower and then give myself a moist Jessie.

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