vm

Short for "Voice Mail".

"Debbie left a nasty VM about a package that didn't ship... what a bitch."

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Yeti

A male co-worker, usually 5'10" - 6' whom you've never heard talk. Having an expressionless face, they appear and disappear through the day without warning. They usually work late nights at supermarkets stocking shelves.

"Dude, I've never heard that new guy talk! He's such a yeti!"

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Boat the Bayou

When you shit on a girls chest and motorboat it.

She thought I was going in for the chili dog...instead I decided to boat the bayou all the way home.