humball

(1) The act of taking a man's testicle(s) in your mouth and going "HMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!".

See also "bawhum" (scots) and "plum hum".

(2) Can also be used as a derogatory term.

(1) That Tracey that works in Abdul's Kebabs gives a mean humball if you buy her a half of Bucky!

(2) See Alec in sales? A right humball and no mistake.

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plamph

One who seeks sexual pleasure by sniffing a lady's undergarments.

"Oh, did you not know that Mr Robinson the maths teacher was a plamph?"
"He was alleged to have spent hours plamphing before going out on the rape"

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