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The brown speckles left on the public toliet seat after a good projectile dump.
Yo. check it. There was some pee stains on that comode in REI.I didn't want to sit on, so I just ass levatated and blasted the comode with a chocolate shotgun splatter
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A guy who's sole purpose in life is to steal your girlfriend
You spend your life in fear waiting for this day to arrive.
Man, I thought I was a highspeed climber, but then this higherspeed climber came along and snagged her up.....
She was so out of my league.........
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To cancel or alter your training workouts to date a hot girl. Or stop completely because of a full blown relationship. Causing the victim to loose his edge..........
Ever since Jon starting hanging with that girl from work, he got chick soft. When we got to Peru he couldn't climb that damn mountain.
When you walk in on Gramps at the rest home and he's getting a blowie from Aunt Bee.
My Grandpa got dementia so we had to stick him in a nursing home. Now he's banging hotties like a fool. "Damn gramps you better slow that shit down," "STFU, sonny and just keep the camera rolling. I gots me a Fogey Porn website to keep up".
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