crow-ass

The posture assumed while walking with a raw, sore ass as a result of going several days without bathing.

"Man, by the end of that camping trip I had a major case of crow-ass!"

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Rosie O'Donnell

A golf shot that's hit behind the ball (fat) and flys short and off line (ugly).

"Damn, that bitch of a shot was Rosie O'Donnell; fat AND ugly!

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