Kate

If you looked up Kate in a normal dictionary you probably couldn't find her. Shes just a little to odd, and a little to much a thot but that is beside the point. She is from Nashville but I have yet to see her have any of her friends here. She is a string bean with arms like leaves but hey who doesnt love a skinny girl. She is a little bit crazy and a little bit psycho as her twitter shows but shes still going to come over and fuck him like a doe.

AVOID AT ALL COSTS. This person is unlovable, sharp, nagging, and basic. On a scale of annoyingness she is a perfect 10. You will regret the day that you met her on a morals deprived social media platform. If you engage with this person disengage immediately. Side effects of prolonged exposure include, nausea, heart attacks, irritation, rashing, STDs, malaria, west nile virus, the black plague, an insatiable need to occupy one's spare time, insanity, mild migraines, fever, dizziness, bloated stomach, acid reflux, night sweats, day sweats, cold sweats during nightmares. Again, please consult your physician before engaging with this individual. Do not engage this individual if you are pregnant, have a family history of sanity or normaly, have a tendency to be rational, or prefer to be sober. Do not take drugs with this person as this could be potentially dangerous.

"Yo, I've really been jonesing to get my dick wet, you know anybody?"
"Yeah, dude! I've got just what you're looking for, her name is Kate."

"Dude that Kate chick just came over and tried to bang. I don't fuck crazy bitches thought."

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