EOTM

Acronym for "employee of the month".

Bob just received the EOTM award for his excellent work on the TPS reports.

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Unit

Can be used after almost any object, person, letter, or sentence to make it fun and hip.

1) Yo e-UNIT its K-unit get me some starbizzlebucks coffee
2) Squalla back and blow up my cell unit
3) I am away from my computer right now....unit.

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Physics

Taking something very simple (i.e. a cup sitting on a table), and making it very complicated (i.e. the Archimedes force equation) by attaching numbers to individual concepts and then deriving more numbers from those. All in all, a very arbitrary system.

The universe used to be a pretty simple place up until THEY decided to assign numbers to everything, thus creating physics and making those things much more complicated than they ought to be.

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squalla back

A synonym of holla and also a homonym used to shout out at random times in the beginning or end of everything you say.

Leaving a message for a friend: Ayo I just got to this whizzzle whack ass party but they got madd booze so as soon as you get this squalla back. Squalla, synonym for holla. Yea yea. comidosoden.

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george bush

The embodyment of everything retarded in the world.
Can be substituted for the words "stupid," "retarded," "idiot," "moron," "racist," "fascist," and "goat-fucker."

That guy who fucks goats is such a George Bush.

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