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having an abnormally huge penis, so big that you could effectively satisfy a prostitue that has 10 years of experience
Guy1: Did you find a good hooker?
Guy2: Yep, she was terrified when she saw my holy schlit
6👍 3👎
having an average sized penis, according to chacha its about 5 inches
Guy: how was the sex we just had?
Girl: about average considering your schlaverage
6👍 1👎
having a penis so small that its almost not visible, its barley even pleasing
Guy1: Do you have any small jock straps?
Clerk: Yeah sure, hopefully it wont be too big for your schliny
23👍 4👎
Having a short penis, but not too short, because that would be a "schliny"
Guy: Hey, do you want to see my dick?
Girl: Maybe if it wasnt a schlort
25👍 9👎